Just because you can:
Drive your car 60mph in a 40 zone...
Wear size 28W shorts...
Blast crappy music on your car stereo or cell phone...
Get 47 tattoos and 13 body piercings...
Pay cash for something and dig for the exact amount of change in your purse...
Write a check at the grocery store...
Con your husband or boyfriend into going clothes shopping with you...
... does not, I repeat NOT, mean that you should.
Get a clue, people. Life is hard enough without some asshat making things more difficult.
