GOOD EVENING, LADIES...
I heard that a few of you seem to think that we look a little "rumpled" sometimes.... well, let me tell you it's not easy being a Jedi Master.
The way you ladies treat your Jedi boy toys... yanking off a man's cloak, stripping off his robes and leaving them crumpled up on your bedroom floors all night... then you expect us to look starched and polished when we sneak out of your rooms in the morning?
So, if we look a little mussed after a night of serving the public, cut us a break. It's all in the name of galactic peace, right?
So on behalf of Jedi love objects everywhere,
Love Ya!
